Bathroom Reading: “Moby Dick” Typed on Six Rolls Of Toilet Paper

Relive Ahab's quest for revenge one sheet at a time.

People
2 min
Colton Kruse
Colton Kruse
Bathroom Reading: “Moby Dick” Typed on Six Rolls Of Toilet Paper
All stories
People

The White Whale on TP

Herman Melville’s whale-hunting epic is one of the cornerstones of American literature. The narrator introduces us to colorful characters like the carpet-wearing, harpoon-throwing, Queequeg; the good-humored second mate able to cleave through an entire whale’s head with a knife, Stubb; and the avenging peg-legged captain of the Pequod , Ahab.

Though Melville finished his magnum opus in 1851, by his death—40 years later—barely anyone had seen the novel for what it was. To his contemporaries, Melville wasn’t seen as much of a success. Moby Dick only made him about $1,300, and all of the books he had written during his life were out of print by the time he died. By the 1920s, however, his book became known as the greatest American novel.

Moby Dick has since been published countless times in various editions and read by people from all over the world, but one artist decided to make a very unique edition. Dennis Malone of Palm Springs, Florida, has made a copy printed on toilet paper.

The entire text contains over 200,000 words, meaning it took six rolls to cover the whole novel. Malone spent countless hours typing by hand on clean rolls of two-ply paper. All of the text was typed by hand, and Malone used the original dialect, even including helpful footnote references throughout for a no-compromises reading experience.

According to the Toilet Paper Encyclopedia, the average person uses 8.6 sheets per trip—meaning Malone’s novel should last nearly 350 reading sessions.

About The Author

Colton Kruse

Colton Kruse

Starting as an intern in the Ripley’s digital archives, Colton’s intimately familiar with the travel…

By this author

Up Close & Peculiar With a Real Cannibal!

Up Close & Peculiar With a Real Cannibal!

Up Close & Peculiar With Charles Manson

Up Close & Peculiar With Charles Manson

The Cryptic Story of Jim Sullivan

The Cryptic Story of Jim Sullivan

Read All Their Stories

Or Explore Our Categories

Have an Amazing Story?

Have an Amazing Story?

Find More Stories Like This One in Our Book!

The 19th book in the bestselling series from Ripley's Believe It or Not! has jaw-dropping oddities from around the world!

Escape the Ordinary book
Swirling Pinstripe backdrop
Ripley's Cartoon of the Day

Sunday Cartoon! - February 2, 2025

Cartoon of the Day

NASA has an Office of Planetary Protection, just in case we ever find life on other plants.

Ripley's Cartoon of the Day

Robert Ripley began the Believe It or Not! cartoon in 1918. Today, Kieran Castaño is the eighth artist to continue the legacy of illustrating the world's longest-running syndicated cartoon!